true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
that awkward moment when you reblog something you didn’t mean to reblog and you stress to delete it before anyone sees it
THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK
I love how he knows he’ll be back.
Well after so many times you’d think even he would get the message.
I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want?
haha and then what? ;)
white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*